YADIYA


	HOME YA DI YA Long term acquaintences after an expensive night out: "Why you moving over here, Don't touch me"..... "Can't come up, gotta drive back to Zebulon"(its 10:30pm).... "Can I come back over & spend the night, theres a mouse here?..."What ya mean I can't sleep in your studio?".... "Why are you standing there with the door open ? its cold. I've never been thrown out of anyone's place before..." "Tell your husband to keep his _____ away from my girlfriend "..... (a female) "I was dating this chick, and after that, my husband and I broke up" (Huh)..... "Thats why were not together, you want to control me, won't pay my bills, etc; (10 minutes later, terrified)...... "come over here now, how long will it take you ?, are you leaving now ?" ( a mouse in the bedroom)..... "You don't have much to offer a lady. If it weren't for your Big_______ I'd leave you".... (finding out she had a twin when she got back in town) "What do you mean you've been out of town for 2 weeks?" (In bed in St Louis..real busy) "What time is your friend coming by? he can join in " (and the nigga's late) "Soroya, don't bring her back over here again. Why ? She's 12 with size 32+ breasts, thats why." (to the 14 yr old in the bldg who's always dropping by with her girlfriends to mooch cd's) "You found 1 blonde strand on the bedroom carpet and I'm messing around ?"( like they don't shed, love to twirl or play with their hair and didn't wash then comb after?) "I know it sounds bad, but this is what I have to do right now" (explaining why she dumped me after a week for her african boyfriends best friend, after the friend dropped a check off from the then boyfriend and told her "Boyfriend was married. Confused) "Let me wash up first! "You don't have to" You sure?"...(30 minutes later) "Kiss you ?" (3am) "Gotta tell you something".. "Thats ok ", "really gotta tell you this ", "I don't wanna hear it ". "But I must " " I'm on parole" (Silence. Don't ask for what. Guess she'll be spending the night, where's that vitamin E)